(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, please? change.
(ABK) Happy holidays y'all, give me a Let me a little jingle while you drink that fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa that he better stop That cookie eatin' mother never leavin' nothin' But this year I swear I won't let it Sleighs, gifts and we Christmas jackin' (gimme that) Surround sound, hot for days Bumpin' through the neighborhood, like we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was just that J and I was fed up, and we to shine (wanted to shine) But now we got anything you wanted Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) workin' one day a year With a plush-red and a iced-out beard Slingin' snow in the north to a bunch of fiends Little guys with big ears make toys for free
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was out, I seen a fat man comin' I hid behind a And bust him in the with a bottle of Jim Beam I rolled him off the and onto the driveway And in his sleigh ride and tried to fly away Rudolph bossed off on me, he move I had to kick him in his ass, put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the little kids This year, about to get some good shit We on a house, I went for the chimney But the roof was feeble, I through and smashed through the kitchen table Daddy came out the bedroom strapped Third shot blew off my Santa hat, that I ran out the back and I hopped a wall whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like fuck off, then took off I almost caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past that shit (over that bullshit)
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) Dashing through the snow, smokin' of dro Pullin' chicks expensive gifts Just to get that ho ho ho, you know what I Don't get us wrong, gonna give to the kids Santa's hookin' up all the little shits (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A of malt liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up
(Violent J) Santy Claus wears panty He never decked my halls, he can my balls I got no chimney, but I the door unlocked Nothin' but pine needles and an sock a lot and fuck off fatass Why we need for kids if you so badass Only rich boys get big toys from I waited all night in my pajamas fucker
(ABK) Take your ass to bed. Fuck Claus
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) It's Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him