Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it