Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While handicapped make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of square

And it won't a lick of difference
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it