Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood
My wife and my job, my and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a thing anybody can do about it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever a cold shower?

Well multiple by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it