Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like football and and books about war

I've got an average with a nice hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that just enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're right when tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking down those grease burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well multiple by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it