Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To him jump around on my nintendo powerpad
He'd have a big head short legs and torso
The name that I give my pet midget is Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and side
When company over he'd perform and get tips
I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I under the table
If my midget was bad and acted enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his
But If he kept up and really made me sick
I'd hang him down and poke him with a stick
Little Gordo would be most of the time though
He'd like to wear a and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for in the park on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets say Can we be friends
He'd only need a 3 coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness for the world's biggest head
What a funny little fellow, but don't call him a
Or he'll your leg cause Gordos a tough gimp
have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt showers
When Halloween came, he wouldn't be a
Gettin all the candy goin round as a tree

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Midget is a
Midget
is a midget
Hey you Word
is a midget
Midget
(wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a midget
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
Because midgets wobble when run
so close to the ground and so easy to kick
They're so in the head and so easy to trick
could do somersaults his special thing
At the fair I make him enter mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear stilts and to be tall
Then I'd him over- and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, be yourself
I'd put wood on his head, and he'd be a shelf
He'd do little dances but that's irrelevant
At the Gordo got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't last cause he couldn't fuck her sober
Gordo had a problem, wet the bed
so i'd make him wear on his ass and his head
He'd to clean up his own cage himself
And if he lost a little weight he'd be a elf
He'd really be something, my mangled little
Plus his head would be larger then any big
This perfect little fool would a perfect footstool
Sometimes I'd kick him in his and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a life, I'd be happy I know
If I only owned a pet midget named Gordo
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