Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a midget I'd be
To watch him jump around on my nintendo
He'd have a big head short legs and long
The name that I my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him like backflips and side kicks
company came over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I threw the table
If my was ever bad and acted enraged
Then I'd him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
But If he kept acting up and really made me
I'd him upside down and poke him with a stick
Little would be good most of the time though
like to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the park on the
And if he saw other he'd say Can we be friends
He'd only need a 3 foot when he was dead
And be in the guiness book for the world's biggest head
What a funny little fellow, but don't him a shrimp
Or attack your leg cause Gordos a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo ball he'd bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead would'nt take showers
When Halloween came, he wouldn't be a
all the candy goin round as a tree stump

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Midget is a
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Midget
Midget is a
Hey you guys-
is a midget
Midget
(wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a midget
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends would Gordo with a gun
It be fun
Because midgets when they run
They're so close to the ground and so easy to
They're so in the head and so easy to trick
Gordo could do somersaults his thing
At the fair I would make him mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly Gordo, just be yourself
I'd put on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
do funny little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach Gordo got by pelicans
He had a once, but she was an ogre
It didn't long cause he couldn't fuck her sober
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd make him diapers on his ass and his head
He'd to clean up his own cage himself
And if he lost a little weight he'd be a elf
He'd really be something, my mangled little
his head would be larger then any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would make a footstool
Sometimes I'd him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be happy I
If I only owned a little pet midget Gordo
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