She knew which to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in for the finance Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second This is the story of illusion, coma, and circumstance
She was older but beyond compare She'd a thousand dollars at the saloon just to get her hair did He was good at compliments, better in the She laced him with a in Paris, he hipped her to the funk
Way too he was for her A dirty dog in fur As long as she's chips and whips We can do funky thing
As long as she was the host He figured he would make the most of hips and lips He hooked her up, her coast to coast
Ugly, she's so ugly, beyond compare She's dropped a couple hundred thousand dollars on a whip Just to match the color of her She said, "Eye got plenty of you need Put the spoon down honey, come on, let mama you"
She which fork to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second is the story of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance
Where was Oh yeah, a gentleman he was He never spoke her nose So prominent because in the dark it'd If she was tan instead of so lily white Her name was Doris but he her Flo
As in 'Rescent', ain't right Fluorescent every A bound to fail As a Doris' skin was pale
Money might talk, but does it say? You get busy if you wanna get paid Boy, Eye was fine in the day
She knew which fork to use but she couldn't So he hipped her to the funk in for the finance Who's pimpin' who if nobody a second chance? the story of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance Now, dance,
He her money oh so well a bath in cold Kristal He took a to burn an old flame in 'Frisco, like wow But caught him in her arms She shrugged her and said, "No harm" Just put your name on this and we can all hit the disco
She knew which fork to use but she dance So he hipped her to the in exchange for the finance Who's who if nobody gets a second chance? This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp and
She knew fork to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if gets a second chance? This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp and Now,