She knew which to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in for the finance Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second This is the story of illusion, coma, and circumstance
She was older but rich compare She'd a thousand dollars at the saloon just to get her hair did He was at compliments, better in the bunk She laced him with a crib in Paris, he her to the funk
Way too he was for her A dirty dog in fur As long as she's chips and whips We can do this thing
As long as she was the host He figured he make the most of them hips and lips He hooked her up, her coast to coast
Ugly, she's so ugly, beyond compare She's a couple hundred thousand dollars on a silver whip Just to the color of her hair She said, "Eye got plenty of what you Put the spoon down honey, on, let mama feed you"
She which fork to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's who if nobody gets a second chance? This is the of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance
was Eye? Oh yeah, a gentleman he was He spoke about her nose So prominent because in the dark glow If she was only tan of so lily white Her name was but he called her Flo
As in 'Rescent', that right Fluorescent every A situation bound to As sure a skin was pale
Money might talk, but what it say? You get busy if you wanna get paid Boy, Eye was fine in the day
She which fork to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if nobody a second chance? That's the story of illusion, coma, and circumstance Now, dance,
He her money oh so well Take a bath in Kristal He took a trip to burn an old in 'Frisco, like wow But Doris caught him in her She her shoulders and said, "No harm" Just put your name on pre-nup and we can all hit the disco
She which fork to use but she couldn't dance So he her to the funk in exchange for the finance Who's who if nobody gets a second chance? This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp and
She knew which to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a chance? is the story of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance Now,