Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm married with a house and three mistresses
Even with the I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the girls I know got the big big
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a swimmin' filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
than a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Paris Hilton is poor white
I forty-seven weeks of vacation a year
If people me off I can make 'em disappear
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
simple, every time I have to make a choice
I listen to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the off your butt and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I wanna know
'Cause to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go off my rocket powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer invisible friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no not to have sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you the hell
your doing, give them a button that 'I asked about the peas!'"

become my best friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never on Ramen noodles again
And always by my side, every minute, every hour
Though it does get creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't 'cause he made me rich
And out it was the opossum milk that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the made me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize in your cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the with a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to find out what urinal cakes like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old a baby need to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep magnets until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks
And now I own banks, plus an inflatable watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me him in the crotch
I followed his and now I'm makin' major duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd be processing McNuggets
So when makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed
listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?