Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married a house and three mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the girls I got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story on the beach
With a pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much
That to me Paris is poor white trash
I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a
If people me off I can make 'em disappear
time I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, every time I have to a choice
I just to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out species of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my dead Paul
Or that nasty fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I wanna know
'Cause thanks to him I've had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid Benz
I tell ya life is no nicer with invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex with a grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's my best friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, every minute, every
Though it does get kinda when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he me rich
And out it was the opossum milk that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the voice me do it
I question what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a note 'Here!'"
idea
"It's time to find out what cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging it,
and tiptoe the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep swallowing until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just wanna say
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer blanks
And now I own several banks, an inflatable watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the
I followed his and now I'm makin' major duckets
If it for him I'd still be processing McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you stayed in bed
Just to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking
margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't to be set on fire and shoved down
a of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?