Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and three
Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the girls I know got the big big
I got a ten story on the beach
With a swimmin' pool filled up the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so cash
That to me Paris Hilton is white trash
I take weeks of vacation a year
If people piss me off I can make 'em
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, time I have to make a choice
I just listen to my little voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my dead Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that in my wall
matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know
'Cause to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer with friends
"Record an all-banjo Falco album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, two live wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the subway screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no not to have sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him never live on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, minute, every hour
Though it does get kinda when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he made me
And out it was the opossum milk that made me itch
If it seems remember the voice made me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize in your cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's to find out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white striped suit, a mask,
and a ball with a small length of rope hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old a baby need to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I know. Let's find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my I just wanna say thanks
For my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, an inflatable watch
And paid Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed
listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Goldmark licking
warm off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, he would have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?