Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a and three mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so cash
to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven weeks of a year
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every time I I get a feature on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god men, only without the tan
It's simple, every I have to make a choice
I just listen to my little voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my
matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen
and a reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a button says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's my best friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen again
And he's by my side, every minute, every hour
it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me
If it seems weird the voice made me do it
I don't question what he says I get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next years
and mail a report to the President with a note 'Here!'"
idea
"It's to find out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a and white horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a length of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby need to be before too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep swallowing until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to guy in my head I just wanna say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable
And paid Justin to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm major duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you should've in bed
Just listen to the voice in head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall statue of Tony Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he would have so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and drive at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?