I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My said that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're goin' out back, I want my dick in the shed"
"Can't we just play Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go his brains out if any's left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker to bite my face off I just got fuckin' off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping Then he played pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts King Kong
he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, Shady Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you for, sing along
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get feltched or do the Fuck 'em in the ass, the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me
What the fuck's I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Well, this one's 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's