I was with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're goin' out back, I want my sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I you in the butt, get some head a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I know what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just hung in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a
Then he aimed at his own face, let the pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played pong Then he played ping pong his own ding dong That motherfucker's got like King Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he laid all up it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you for, sing along
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, then tell me Would you get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She showed me a like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane