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- Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I don't no time to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I know he's fail And if he does switch it up, I just hope it don't sell Hell, he's boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that just matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Nerd I'm a log on his and hack his f-ing password Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard nobody in the streets him Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I even pretend, that I would ever get him never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are to, make me miserable Make me want to enter a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is like On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy And plus I overseas, is he really large? He's on vacation, I don't think he really toured My sister tried to tell me that he got cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really I'm a put ya on Star and you're gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't the scent of it Where's his website? He even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he even a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm normally to But I don't wanna conversate with none of you 'Cause you he's good, ant wrong, you lose he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just admit it, frontin Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American plays in background]
[hangs up