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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't no time to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, a square He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't Hell, super boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing Sure, he's got fans But I heard nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better again His one sucked, I never made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I would get him never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people even to? His rhyme patterns are to, make me miserable Make me want to enter a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under every blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he large? He's probably on vacation, I don't he really toured My tried to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His personality stinks, can't stand the of it Where's his website? He even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he even made a good as (A Milli) yet rooms or something that I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna conversate none of you fools 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American Idol in background]
[hangs up