Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started her ass worst than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up