Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your please
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up