Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old in a residential area with a teen-age band
in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Presentation) sings to us of the trials and
tribulations of husbandry.

Scrutinizer:
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Zappa:
(It it's own sauce...)

It very large
There was just enough room to the drums
In the corner over by the
It was a
With a up door
And a cheesy amp
With a on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a hand guitar
It was a with a whammy bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually up music and
earn a respectable living as a roadie for a called Toad-O)
in the song...

We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we get it wrong
All we did was the string like...
Hey!
Down in Garage
We have no dope or LSD
But a coupla quartsa
fix it so the intonation
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords goin' 'n' over
a symphony
We play it again 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it good to me
ONE TIME!
We jam in Joe's Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
Play it all long
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
Even if you played it on a
We we was pretty good
We talked keepin' the band together
'N' we figured we should
'Cause about time we was gettin' the eye
the girls in the neighborhood
They'd all come 'n' dance around
like...

Twenty girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a name
Had cards printed up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching suits 'N' Boots
'N' a sign on the of the car
'N' we was to work in a GO-GO Bar

ONE TWO THREE
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT MORE!

People seemed to like our
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta
An' it wasn't 'fore long
A guy from a company we name
we oughta take his pen
'N' sign on the line for a real time
But he didn't tell us
These "good times" would be
That was happenin'
So the broke up
An' it looks
We will play again...

Guess you only get one chance in
To play a song goes like...

(And, as the plays their little song,
MRS. (who keeps her son SY,
in the with the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I children sleeping here...
Don't you boys know any nice

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter
Had the public eye, yeah
Snotty boys lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' they got that Disco thing
'N' New Wave came
'N' all of a sudden I thought the
Had come for that old
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will soon be to...

Central
The ZONE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. You'll it...

Well the was rollin' by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not around anymore

Officer
We the garage surrounded
If you give up
We not harm you
Or you neither

Mrs.
You'll see

Officer
is the Police

Mrs.
There they are, coming!

Butzis:
Give up
We will not you

Mrs.
Listen to mess, would you?

Officer
is the Police
Give up
We have the garage

Mrs.
Everday this on around here!

Butzis:
We will not you, or maim you
(SWAT Team 4, in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
This is the SCRUTINIZER...
That was first confrontation with The Law.
Naturally, we were on him.
One of our friendly counselors him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick closer to social activities.