Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a residential area with a band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the main character in the
SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) sings to us of the and
of garage-band husbandry.

Central
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Zappa:
(It it's own sauce...)

It wasn't large
There was enough room to cram the drums
In the over by the Dodge
It was a
With a mashed up
And a little amp
With a on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second guitar
It was a with a whammy bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually up music and
earn a living as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was
His dad was mad
We was the same old song
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we wouldn't get it
All we did was the string like...
Hey!
in Joe's Garage
We didn't have no or LSD
But a quartsa beer
fix it so the intonation
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords goin' 'n' over
Became a
We would it again 'n' again 'n' again
it sounded good to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old
In the afternoon 'n' we would
it all night long
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
Even if you played it on a
We we was pretty good
We talked about the band together
'N' we that we should
'Cause about this time we was the eye
From the girls in the
They'd all come 'n' dance around
like...

Twenty teen-age dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a stupid
Had some cards up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching suits 'N' Boots
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a Bar

ONE TWO THREE
SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!

People to like our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a noise
An' it 'fore very long
A guy from a we can't name
Said we oughta his pen
'N' sign on the line for a real good
But he didn't tell us
These "good times" would be
That was really
So the broke up
An' it like
We will never again...

Guess you get one chance in life
To play a song goes like...

(And, as the band plays their song,
MRS. (who keeps her son SY,
in the closet the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I have sleeping here...
Don't you boys any nice songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was by, yeah
Metal 'n' Glitter Rock
Had caught the eye, yeah
Snotty with lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' they got that Disco thing
'N' New Wave came
'N' all of a I thought the time
Had come for old song
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will soon be to...

Scrutinizer:
The WHITE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. love it...

Well the was rollin' by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not joking around

Butzis:
We have the surrounded
If you yourself up
We will not you
Or you neither

Mrs.
You'll see

Butzis:
is the Police

Mrs.
There are, they're coming!

Officer
yourself up
We will not you

Mrs.
to that mess, would you?

Officer
This is the
yourself up
We the garage surrounded

Mrs.
Everday this goes on here!

Officer
We not harm you, or maim you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first with The Law.
Naturally, we were on him.
One of our friendly counselors him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick to church-oriented social activities.