Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story happened to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
Says I, "A quiet wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm all the beer tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I straight for the yard
Where I bumped into the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
Well I upped with my fist and I his jaw

He fell to the ground his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the jump
And the next thing I met down in by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And three pints of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I up the Lee Road a friend for to see
They call it the in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the I do to tell
had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the testing him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the ragged ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell I'm not mad
T'was six pints of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They washed him and placed him on a slab
And after the coroner his measurements did
His wife him home to a bloody fine wake

about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I get to heaven, they won't let me up
'Til I bring a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up
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