Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll you a story that happened to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
I, "A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the tis sold out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard that good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After the third I headed straight for the yard
Where I into Brophy the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you know the law"
Well I upped with my and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the with his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the jump
And the next thing I met in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm afraid o' me I'll be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
Cause I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But I got up there, the truth I do to tell
They had the poor locked up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, "Say words if you can
the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of that I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They washed him and placed him outside on a
And after the his measurements did take
His wife took him to a bloody fine wake

'Twas twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
'Til I bring them a pint of the Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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