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[Sounds of Basketball being around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
"Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we watched your -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
"Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the beast come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you up all sunburned and
that gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the
guy's been saying -- of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still
I just won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you in this shit
-- when say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long live the beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving
twelve bucks, just do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot girl has a for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The time
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
"Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
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