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[Sounds of Basketball being shot
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
"Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up."
"No, I'm not going to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Night Football and you wanted to
watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
"Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because
guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out because the too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or -- you show up all sunburned and
that guy's get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult
been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't to join the cult. We can still hang
out; I won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this cult!"
Allen: "So visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's we
go to malls and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
"Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the your
problem?"
"Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long live the beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're in, saving
twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!"
"Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
"You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
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