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[Sounds of Basketball being around]
"Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up."
"No, I'm not going to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to Monday Night Football and you wanted to
watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do
so fucking importnat you can't the religious cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this
guy, -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all and
that guy's get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- to believe in some of the stuff the cult
guy's saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I want to join the cult. We can still hang
I just won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the time -- that's when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I meet there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
"Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna cut your hair. You're going in, saving
twelve bucks, just do it!"
"Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
"Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like said. It was the only way to save him."
"You're a good guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
[Chanting