[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this off, let me set my balls in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, like an implausible dream Positive thoughts intervene But they're all either altered and Assault and demean, tossed and they're lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a machine Like an Islamic regime, a extreme radical bomber that's seeing Ariana sing her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn concert is Detonates the device strapped to his region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go on the beats to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist list Gettin' in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich Professional shit Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear Endangered species in ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face like disc players Told this chick she's hot as Pinkett And just stared I made her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's facing me, I placed my with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric As I ripped her, anal beads in a split Spray Febreze in the chick's Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And to me, and throw away the key And she'll be so to leave That even if she ends up breaking free just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough courage and to get up It's like rapin' a slut We stay and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up With smelling salts I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm the dog pound with females My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's neck it's triangular Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your raps if it makes you a Or you rake in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million writers of a room combined in it Try to get idea of every possible line to spit Every punchline, combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it so big, I shot myself ten times in it Tryna commit suicide in it, took five And I this shit Someone's challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the time I start a movement's a bowel I even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, never had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I up and I smack the moon grief struck that I'm back so soon Your teacher for afternoon up with a pack of hoodlums We pack a punch Capri Sun Heat tucked we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of Cup of lean up in the room Justin in a Catholic school Selling dust and reefer when back is to him adjust your speaker I'll cuss the off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from Christina with a plastic spoon While I bump some and blast some Snoop her double g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me to grab a boob Plus my got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I tongue and cheek, what you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just sprung a suddenly What I in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my stomach link up with other Ink touches the pad, boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's what makes me me stink, 'til these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And bet ya they'd need cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to me decent the main ingredient of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break fevers, I'm ailing I free of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Laci Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in It's demon—and wait! if it takes meat cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees seats like AMC theaters ringleader, depraved king Who media hates Which makes things easier, still under smooth criminal, livin' room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom in two pieces, and lays deceased in it Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, simultaneously As I'm givin' these fools grief, feelin' the blues 'Cause even if my shoes, thieves Just to fill 'em's a huge A and it's too steep Obey these demons, we're still in Keep feedin' me blank As soon as I sink these And I'm killin' the leaf Time to these trees again Wait, make phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, these trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The and the blues mixed with nitrus balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I two shits If they wanna my music to entice with Then use the like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon Mental off, always had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep givin' the fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade rolled it And has little to do with bein' gay, boy It's where the wordplay's goin' But much I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm screw-faced So if I look way, you're screwed if looks could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by the gaze on you
8] Let's take it back before the pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white storms might be formed fast Such a forecast! But when slightly hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past your heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still finished fuckin' wiping your ass the night before last No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where your at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac? So big they out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, unroll it and fold it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's a yoga mat Make a bitch think in aerobics class The you don't wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead are my bonus tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in stomach, their spirits drop flop, their gears lock, severe shock Fear at the mere are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you I love you I got a idea for a