[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the pool
1] Before kicks off, let me set my balls in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's time I cross one of these There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, seems an implausible dream clean thoughts intervene But they're all either and mean Assault and demean, tossed and being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a brainwashing an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme radical Suicide bomber that's Grande sing her last song of the evening And as the audience from the concert is leaving the device strapped to his abdominal region I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a extra large in the Headscarf and a piece of underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the to a paradox on the beach And a pair of underwear on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I extinction like disc players Told this chick she's hot as Jada And just stared 'til I made her it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's me, I placed my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby on Ric Flair As I her, anal beads in a split rear Spray in the chick's hair Make her tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I a bitch scared And to me, and throw away the key And she'll be so to leave That even if she up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough and strength to get up impossible like rapin' a slut We stay butt-naked and close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With smelling salts after I your cup That'll you up if you try to stray like a pup Hate to get bogged in details But bitch, I'm the dog pound with females My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside I strangle a neck 'til it's triangular Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a combined in it Try to get every idea of every possible to spit Every punchline, every combination rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it Tryna commit suicide in it, five minutes And I this shit Someone's gonna challenge me, Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, your troops, try to boost the morale Only time I start a movement's a I can't give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't get a rash from it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Black I reach up and I smack the You're struck that I'm back so soon Your teacher for afternoon Creep up a pack of hoodlums We pack a like Capri Sun tucked like we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of Cup of up in the padded room Justin Bieber in a school Selling dust and reefer when your is to him adjust your speaker I'll cuss the off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag fumes Christina with a plastic spoon While I bump some G-Funk and blast some 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a my penis got an attitude My Weiner's in a combative mood Come and a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just sprung a suddenly What I think in my gut instinct become in My thoughts and my stomach link up with other Ink touches the pad, boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's basically what me me Creating stink, 'til tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause take LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya they'd cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a I pray Jesus to make me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm I stay free of and ladies screamin' 'Cause they keep on me keepin' the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in It's straight wait! if it takes meat cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain Breakbeat, eat her like meat Emcees take seats AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, depraved Who media hates Which makes things easier, still scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom in two pieces, and lays deceased in it Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, they like renewed leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, simultaneously As I'm givin' these grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause even if my shoes, thieves to fill 'em's a huge feat A hill and it's too Obey these demons, still in cahoots Keep feedin' me blank As soon as I sink these And I'm killin' the leaf Time to shake these trees Wait, make that phrase repeat Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite and chew them The whites and the blues mixed with balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to entice Then use the like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed warp Mental off, always had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more Beast-mode like a lawn-mower rolled thru it And this has little to do bein' gay, boy just where the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm screw-faced So if I your way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it back before the pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees Lightning storms be formed fast a frightening forecast! But you're slightly hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping ass From the night last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think she's in aerobics The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your lead singles are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock Fear at the thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you I got a for a line