[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of these There's not a quality at all in me It's impossible, seems like an dream Positive thoughts intervene But all either altered and mean Assault and demean, tossed and being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a brainwashing Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana Grande sing her last of the evening And as the from the damn concert is leaving Detonates the device strapped to his abdominal I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, I'ma 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a Raqqa hijab And at least a large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist list Gettin' head in the sand like an embarrassed Professional shit Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like Apple Endangered species in ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like players Told this chick she's hot as Pinkett And just stared 'til I her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's facing me, I placed my with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, beads in a split rear Spray Febreze in the hair her wheeze tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and throw the key And be so afraid to leave That if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there to scrape up enough courage and strength to get up It's impossible like rapin' a We butt-naked and fuck You're close, wait for you, My idea, you comin' too, it's you up With smelling salts I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup Hate to get bogged down in But bitch, I'm like the dog with females My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside I strangle a skank's neck 'til it's Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a room in it Try to get every idea of every possible to spit Every punchline, combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it commit suicide in it, took five minutes And I survived shit Someone's challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fallacy too You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale Only time I a movement's a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" even though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, I've had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I reach up and I smack the You're grief that I'm back so soon Your for this afternoon Creep up with a pack of We pack a punch like Sun Heat like we each snuck in a submachine gun We in a submarine bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of up in the padded room Justin in a Catholic school Selling and reefer when your back is to him Don't adjust your I'll cuss the stripes off of a zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' 'til I gag from fumes Fuck Christina with a plastic While I some G-Funk and blast some Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! fun for me just to grab a boob Plus my got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative Come and a mean one like it's mad at you I speak and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but
4] I just sprung a leak What I in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my stomach link up with each Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made basically what makes me me Creating stink, 'til tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And bet ya they'd need cleats 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm I stay of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause they keep on me Vading keepin' the at bay Like Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen It's demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain Breakbeat, eat her steak meat Emcees take seats like AMC ringleader, depraved king Who media hates Which makes things easier, still under Villainous criminal, livin' room With the nude Reese Who was bruised, with a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, simultaneously As I'm givin' fools grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause even if stealin' my shoes, Just to fill 'em's a feat A hill and too steep these demons, we're still in cahoots Keep feedin' me sheets As soon as I sink teeth And I'm killin' the loose Time to shake these trees Wait, make that phrase repeat Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite and chew them The whites and the blues with nitrus balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I I give two shits If they wanna license my to entice with Then use the shit it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a daze or haze, over, crazed warp loon Mental cased off, always had a view But you keep givin' the flamethrower fuel No one's sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade rolled it And this has to do with bein' gay, boy It's just the wordplay's goin' But much I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm always So if I look your way, you're 'Cause if looks could kill, I start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white storms might be formed fast Such a forecast! But when slightly hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but still your raps While tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past your heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the night before No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where your cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in They're frozen, you ever seen a So big they fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em
9] Dick so long, need a For that, gotta it and fold it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat a bitch think she's in aerobics class The bear you don't wanna poke its The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, spirits drop Careers flop, their lock, severe shock Fear at the mere are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you know I you I got a for a line