Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
Okay quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi little boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off

But Bob knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the size of a
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'

And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So they're laughing at nothing
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems among young people today, is
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em
And sometimes you see things aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause be my fault
So do drugs and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

on children, clap along
(Shut up)
Sing along
are just bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do drugs
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)