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And everyone get along
Okay quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
Brian don't throw
(Shut up)

Mr. will be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
(Ahh)
And if they escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off

But Bob knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her

But ever since the day went off to wander
never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you act like everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the size of a
(Huh?)
of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world

If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, attack every bone in your back

Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they it too, so they think it's funny
So laughing at basically nothing
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off
Bag it up and you put it right in mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some dumb
And slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
Like fat in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So don't do drugs and do as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

on children, clap along
(Shut up)
Sing along
are just bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)