Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And should get along
Okay children down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children down please
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his twelve year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
'Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause he's and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah look the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically
Except maybe wasting his

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up he's practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone else
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and it

Yum, yum then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a tongue
(How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So do drugs children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)