Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
Okay children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
Brian don't throw
(Shut up)

Mr. will be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping
(Ahh)
And if they escaped and they got the cops

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her

But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the diner
And that's the story of Bob and his
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you act like everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
is the worst drug in the world

If ever offers it to you, don't do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse into hyperdrive
And his roll back in his skull
His starts tah look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think funny
So they're at basically nothing
Except maybe his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like else does
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that aren't
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause be my fault
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing children
Drugs are just bad, are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)