I once was a man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour a dog He put a ribbon on its to make it cute But it still looked like a He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever it's not on my lawn I get to sleep last night till very late The dog barked and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it wasn't one of That dog had crossed over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my lovely little I'm gonna kill the dog next gonna bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the monster in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My comes outside to call me He says his dog and me should just be He his little pet in my forgiving hands Then it starts to So I strangle it with all my Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog next door (kill the dog door) Ain't bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggy I strangled it to death and now I'm But my trouble ain't over My neighbour called the on me I end up at the station Where I am told I must pay A 300 fine Wow, a good value I I'll kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm kill the guy next door (kill the guy next door) call the cops anymore I never him anyway 300 isn't to pay are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!