I once was a happy man of sound and stable my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it But it looked like a chihuahua He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it barks all the and all of the day Whenever it's not on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last till very late The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it wasn't one of That that dog had over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my lovely little I'm kill the dog next door Ain't bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No more turds on my stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes to call me He says his dog and me just be friends He puts his little pet in my hands Then it starts to So I strangle it with all my Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't bark anymore this is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No more on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggy I strangled it to and now I'm free But my ain't quite over My neighbour the cops on me I end up at the station Where I am that I must pay A 300 dollar Wow, a good value I think I'll kill my too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy next (kill the guy next door) Won't call the cops I liked him anyway 300 much to pay There are turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) They be his, his dog is gone kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!