You know he's not the of man Who to see the world around him Crumble to a ball his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, always well prepared the most peculiar man, you can ever meet
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones lives next door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly lives there anymore
He says me, I hope you don't mind But I followed you into shop And I couldn't help but notice riding crop out of your haversack Well I wouldn't mind you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's around the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, a pseudo movie star You know he was a singer, quite an actor quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, late bedtime TV show
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly lives there anymore
You know he opens up the at the crack of dawn just to see the ladies who have come and gone From the house next to his house on the lane He consoles himself that he's got his And he knows he complain
You know he's not the king of Bedside not the Tom Jones that lives next door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
not the King of Bedside Manor He's not the King of Bedside Hardly even lives there
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