You know not the kind of man Who likes to see the around him Crumble to a around his feet But he's always ready, always set, he's always well prepared He's the most peculiar man, you can meet
You know he's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones lives next door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives anymore
He says excuse me, I hope you don't But I followed you into this And I couldn't help but notice riding crop Sticking out of your I wouldn't mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's around the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie You know he was quite a singer, quite an quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, late night TV show
You know he's not the king of Manor not the Tom Jones that lives next door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly lives there anymore
You know he opens up the at the crack of dawn to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone From the next door to his house on the lane He consoles himself he's got his health And he knows he can't
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom Jones lives next door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives there
He's not the King of Manor He's not the King of Bedside Hardly even lives anymore
Domo Arigato Mr. Arigato Mr. Roboto Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, not the King He's not the King of Bedside