A little mix of the old for you to knock down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You in a barn? Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you my nuts are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and it in your butt ...and it shut This is I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, But it you cause people don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, a bad habit I killed Tony, Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you Welcome to the of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest Some rock and roll ninja bit the off a rat Let's march in his and chant him to hell Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his sells double and triple of you whinin bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you them bands of helpin them poor people eatin outta garbage cans When your done with bitch come protest me motherfucka I could use the money The whole world was cryin Kurt went kabang Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang Rapper of AIDS but you hardly mention blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties I'd be like ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is shit" If I was your tires on car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be Joe Bruce If I was a DJ I'd probably say, point 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and I'd be like If I was tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you bite me every time we eat? If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be shhh quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was Barry I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was your uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I might say
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, about now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your or we'll cut off your heads Show you's amongst the dead Don't like bigots and richy boy Ain't changed bitch check nuts Detroit, Southwest die The greatest spectacle the sky
(Violent J) cards came and made they mark From you gone down Patton Park Fuck drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a clown bitch hello
come jump in our ride Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, tents are swift as a Can't get with these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers with Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, chicken and magical
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's question?"
"Contestant one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I do And lick momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!" Your dad will probably start and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll you this You know for thirteen, she got some big tits After that, your dad try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the to his chin After you mom does the and the silverware I'd try fuck her till I nut in my
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his is made of brick And this little piggy is a motherfucking He sits on his bench and all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He walked in the room, and everybody Lopped off bucket chilling my clothes First let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what piggy don't know Is about to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid Will it up man, I let him get away That motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, it's time for my His eyes are blood red with a wicked face He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) little piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing like the sound when you a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I choose an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him I walk Me and my axe will your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I him back Me and my axe will give forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will leave a divot for eye