A mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to knock down the to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the house of You born in a barn? the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm about to you ...Okay now I you your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are in I'm twisted, I'll cut finger off, and stick it in butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme you something ...You what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it you cause people don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I killed Tony, Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em on, wait, where you going? Welcome to the of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest Some rock and roll ninja bit the off a rat march in his concert and chant him to hell Cause he's so TERRIBLE! his record sells double and triple Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his Religious? Shit, you helped them Instead of helpin them poor eatin outta them garbage When your done that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I use the money The whole world was cryin Kurt went kabang When died no it wasn't no thang Rapper of AIDS but you hardly mention blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting star I be like If I was a fat thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a word I'd just be like, fuck If I was a rock on the I'd be chillin like sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man is bull shit" If I was your tires on car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe If I was a DJ I'd probably say, point 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this If I was your mental stress I'd be up If I was your headaches now and then I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me every we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit and if I was Kid I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like what up I I was a nipple in the I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a drop I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in neck I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the carnival Remove your hats or we'll cut off heads Show respect you's amongst the Don't like and richy boy fucks Ain't changed bitch check nuts Detroit, Southwest die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards and made they mark moon you gone down Patton Park Fuck your drum kits, xylophone, I'm a wicked bitch hello
come jump in our ride Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, tents are as a breeze nobody get with these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, 2 Dope serial killers with style Fashion of the and beyond
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I do And lick momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!" Your dad probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips! It's dinner time, we hearing from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little I'm staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only thirteen, she got big tits After that, your dad try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the to his chin After you mom the dishes and the silverware I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The little piggy, his house is made of brick And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He on his bench and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going straight for the He walked in the room, and everybody Lopped off bucket chilling underneath my they let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what this don't know Is he's about to get his wet Now I the bailiff, I'm thinking what the fuck? I can this room before his hearing aid Will it up Old-ass man, I let him get That motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here the piggy, it's time for my case His eyes are blood red with a wicked looking He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I on the bucket, made it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing the sound when you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I choose an ax (yes!) The in town, come and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe will leave your outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he makes me laugh Me and my axe cut spinal cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give your forehead a My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the wrongs Me and my axe leave dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe will a divot for your eye