A little mix of the old Somethin' for you to knock the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the house of You in a barn? Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your off, and stick it in butt ...and it shut is when I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You know what that means, it don't nothin, haha But it scares you cause people don't be doing shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, a bad habit I Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you Welcome to the of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we protest that Some rock and roll ninja bit the off a rat Let's in his concert and chant him to hell Cause he's so TERRIBLE! his record sells double and triple Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his Religious? Shit, you helped bands Instead of helpin them people eatin them garbage cans When your with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit I could use the money The world was cryin when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no Rapper dies of AIDS but you hardly Rocker blows his face off and becomes a Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was I should do that shit so J can get paid
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a word I'd just be like, fuck If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a on the cover and be fuck us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was your stress I'd be catching up If I was your every now and then I'd be thuuummmp If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be like quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a clock radio I'd be like... If I was White I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show you's amongst the dead Don't like bigots and boy fucks Ain't changed bitch check nuts Detroit, murderers die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and made they moon you gone down Patton Park Fuck your drum kits, xylophone, I'm a clown bitch hello
Everbody jump in our ride you and your fat ass bitch inside Wagons, tents are swift as a Can't nobody get with these, fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, 2 Dope serial killers with style Fashion of the and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman his sexy smile" Let's out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd probably just show up naked I always do And lick momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour for your little brother I'm staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only thirteen, she got big tits After that, your dad will try to jump And only this time, I'd put the forty to his After you mom does the and the silverware I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The little piggy, his house is made of brick And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going straight for the He walked in the room, and everybody Lopped off bucket chilling my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But what this don't know Is about to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm what the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow Here come the piggy, it's for my case His are blood red with a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking rain rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to make that pie There's nothing like the when you hear a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I choose an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
My axe is my buddy, I him when I walk Me and my axe leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me Me and my axe cut bigot cords in half My axe is my buddy, and I wind him back Me and my axe will give forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun swing swing Chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe leave a divot for your eye