Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera proudly presents
a holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday
Whatever you do watch you say
If easily offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

We up with our three cowboys one cold
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you heard guys? You say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the day of Chri-biip-mas my true love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do people have to feel that way?
How come they get so easily?

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
Let's one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We kings of Asia are

That sounds like biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little of meddle hell.
What's with all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This happens year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily well that's okay,
It's a completely and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might offend women.
So basically we can't sing

I think that a of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never offend them.