Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater proudly
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday
you do watch what you say
If easily offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

We up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the fire.

How we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are branched?

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, it's not difficult,
all you gotta do is change to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do these people have to feel way?
How come get offended so easily?

It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We three of Asia are

sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause will offend real musicians.

How 'bout town of meddle hell.
What's with all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to and afraid of the dark.
What did he say a shark?

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily well that's okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
man it's more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.