Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater presents
a special holiday of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday
Whatever you do watch you say
If easily offended well that's okay
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how are thou branched?

Why am I getting again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you offend somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might offend the and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a holiday?
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended that's okay

Why do these people to feel that way?
How come they get so easily?

It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up with a here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
your ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We kings of Asia are

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer
Nope, offends short people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause that will real musicians.

How 'bout little town of hell.
What's with all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to and afraid of the dark.
What did he say a shark?

This happens year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're easily offended that's okay,
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might offend women.
So basically we can't anything?

I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
man it's more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We can't say new, offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.