I woke up, threw some pants on Then I fed my cat and I to the mini mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man really hard to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan He lost thirty pounds on that But fuck it man I love fried I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna doing my crunches But looking down at my go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in public My girl shaped like a bottle of Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never knew a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a really package I be the 2015 Batman And send Ben Affleck If you ain't gonna treat Garner right You don't to have that You better pass that to the homie Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel about this place You know I feel good about steak You know I feel good this shake You know I feel good these plates You know I feel good about this You know I feel about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we forget about it do 'em I to the gym and got a membership minutes on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I should probably this But tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a bench Some lulu lemons and a french I'mma finally do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally no lime Coronas But again, tomorrow And man I gotta go big cause it's my last day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should probably on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about this You know I good about this shake You I feel good about these plates You know I feel good this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no