I woke up, threw sweat pants on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man it's really to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan He lost pounds on that paleo But fuck it man I love shit I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna start doing my But down at my stomach go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in public My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd to order a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never knew what a was Turns out that it's all the I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you know man With a really package I wanna be the 2015 And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't treat Jennifer Garner right You don't deserve to that You better pass that to the homie Damon He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I good about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel about this shake You I feel good about these plates You I feel good about this crepes You know I feel good about this You know I just how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no
Happy New Everybody got a But the next day, we forget it never do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five minutes on the treadmill and I never was four years ago I should probably cancel this But tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lulu lemons and a press I'mma finally focus do private yoga my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm finally no lime Coronas But again, that's And today man I go big cause it's my last day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt like And I said, "you what, man fuck it I probably start on Monday instead" let's eat
You know I feel good about place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about shake You know I feel good about these You I feel good about this crepes You know I good about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no