I woke up, threw some sweat on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I really want a donut, get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man it's hard Supposed to be on a diet, I be like Ryan He thirty pounds on that paleo But fuck it man I love shit I was gonna get skinny for the I was gonna start doing my But looking at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my off in public My girl like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon A soda, and some tacos to go
I knew what a carbohydrate was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man With a huge package I be the 2015 Batman And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer right You deserve to have that You better pass to the homie Matt Damon He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I feel about this place You I feel good about this steak You I feel good about this shake You know I feel about these plates You know I feel good about crepes You I feel good about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the treadmill and I never That was four years ago I should probably this But they tell me I do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel band and a Get me some workout shoes, and a press Some lulu and a french press I'mma finally focus do some yoga my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no Coronas But again, that's And today man I go big cause it's my last day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should start on Monday instead" let's eat
You know I good about this place You know I good about this steak You know I feel about this shake You know I feel about these plates You know I feel about this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I just love how it I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no