I woke up, threw some sweat on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I really want a donut, get a donut Bought a donut, it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I be like Ryan He thirty pounds on that paleo But it man I love fried shit I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna start my crunches But looking at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd to order a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never knew what a was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a really huge I be the 2015 Batman And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't gonna Jennifer Garner right You don't deserve to that You better pass that to the homie Matt He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good about this You know I feel about this steak You I feel good about this shake You know I feel good these plates You know I feel about this crepes You I feel good about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we forget about it do 'em I to the gym and got a membership minutes on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I should probably this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a bench lulu lemons and a french press I'mma finally focus do some private Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts my posture, no time for sofas I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I probably start on Monday instead" let's eat
You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about steak You know I feel good this shake You know I feel good about plates You know I feel about this crepes You know I feel good about cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no