Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For who don't like it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing that As it go a little like this
La Di Da Di, we likes to We don't trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, some niggaz who're on the mic And when we up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my Doggs y'all in health Just to see you and enjoy yourself 'Cause it's cool when ya cause a condition And which we create, 'cause that's our
So listen close, to we say Because this types of shit happens I woke up around 10 o'clock in the I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin'
And went to the to wash up I threw some soap on my face and put my up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top Dogg of all?"
was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well, that's true, that's why we never have no So I off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, my skin gets pale And I got the file, for my fingernails I'm true to the style on my I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bath
Clean, dry, was my body and I on my brand new Doggy underwear For all the bitches I take home I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million Threw on my white socks, with my all chucks Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went back in, I my indo
I dilly-dally, I ran through an alley I bumped this smoker named Sally from the Valley This was a girl playin' to get So I said, "What's wrong?", 'cause she upset
She said, Umm all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my life is filled with days I you so, how much you'll never know 'Cause you took your dope from me
Damn, now was I to do She's over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And here comes your with those two little guys"
Her mean mother steps then to me, "Hi" Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and on her feet the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was Somethin' was wrong I said, "What was on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just her" She said, "If I can't smoke none, she either"
She grabbed my closely by my And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my of rocks But um, gave chase, they caught up quick They started cryin' on my and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why you give me a play So we can break it the Long Beach way And if you give me that I'll you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your just hypnotize me And I just love your ways Doggy Dogg, your love is here to
And on and on and on she kept The bitch been before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't have me, I'm too for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," she starts cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you stop And to the, ah tic-toc and you quit Yeah, tic-toc and ya don't And to the, ah tic-toc and ya don't