Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who like it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing that As it go a little something like
La Di Da Di, we likes to We don't cause trouble, we don't bother We're, just some niggaz on the mic And when we up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my Doggs keepin' in health Just to see you smile and enjoy 'Cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy And we create, 'cause that's our mission
So close, to what we say Because this types of shit everyday I woke up 10 o'clock in the mornin' I gave a stretch up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the bathroom to up I some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror mirror on the Who is the top of them all?"
was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it lasted The said, "You are you conceited bastard" Well, that's true, that's why we never no beef So I slipped off my khakis and my leaf
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets And I got the file, for my fingernails I'm true to the on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bath
Clean, dry, was my body and I threw on my new Doggy underwear For all the I might take home I got the Johnson baby and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million Threw on my white socks, my all blue chucks out the house, stopped short, oh no I back in, I forgot my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran an alley I bumped this smoker named Sally from the Valley was a girl playin' hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", she looked upset
She said, Umm all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my life is with rainy days I love you so, how you'll never know 'Cause you took your dope away me
Damn, now was I to do cryin' over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And here comes your mother with those two guys"
Her mean mother steps says to me, "Hi" Decked Sally in the and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and on her feet the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the was gone was wrong I said, "What was goin' on?" I tried to up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her" She said, "If I can't smoke none, she either"
She grabbed my by my socks And so I broke the out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, they up quick They cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why don't you me a play So we can break it down the Long way And if you me that okay I'll you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words just me And I just love jazzy ways Doggy Dogg, your love is to stay
And on and on and on she kept The bitch around before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No not," then she starts cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be lover"
Yeah, uhh, you don't stop And to the, ah tic-toc and you don't Yeah, tic-toc and ya don't And to the, ah tic-toc and ya quit