Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who like it, eat a dick But for those who me, sing that shit As it go a little something like
La Di Da Di, we likes to We don't cause trouble, we don't nobody We're, some niggaz who're on the mic And we rock up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my Doggs keepin' y'all in Just to see you and enjoy yourself 'Cause it's cool when ya a cozy condition And which we create, 'cause our mission
So listen close, to we say Because types of shit happens everyday I woke up around 10 o'clock in the I myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the to wash up I threw some on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top of them all?"
was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well, that's true, that's why we have no beef So I slipped off my khakis and my gold
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my gets pale And then I got the file, for my I'm true to the style on my I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble
Clean, dry, was my body and I threw on my brand new underwear For all the I might take home I got the Johnson baby powder and Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, a million bucks Threw on my socks, with my all blue chucks Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went back in, I my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran an alley I bumped into this smoker named Sally the Valley was a girl playin' hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", she looked upset
She said, Umm it's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and You went away, now my life is filled with days I you so, how much you'll never know 'Cause you took dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And here comes your mother with those two guys"
Her mother steps then says to me, "Hi" Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and stepped on her Slammed the child on the concrete
The was strong, the kids was gone was wrong I said, "What was goin' on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just her" She said, "If I smoke none, she can't either"
She grabbed my closely by my And so I broke the hell out, and I my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, they up quick They started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my
And sayin', Why don't you give me a So we can break it the Long Beach way And if you give me okay give you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words hypnotize me And I love your jazzy ways Doggy Dogg, your love is here to
And on and on and on she kept The been around before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You have me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," then she cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you stop And to the, ah tic-toc and you don't Yeah, tic-toc and ya don't And to the, ah tic-toc and ya don't