You know I just get it Last year I was This year I'm sellin' Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel twelve thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get that should of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi shit like some twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to the world And destroy your four-year-old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer Fagot you to and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) down and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, of ten And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone If you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come take your best at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a three Now kids dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't you fagot! about I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who never me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)