You know I just get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come around I owe 'em somethin' The you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars should of been there's like they switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines happened to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy-girl groups make me And I can't wait I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Beer And themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your again When you ain't seen a Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you want to run mouth Then come take your best shot at me (your best at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The just spunned around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' mom's suin' for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you fagot! Talkin' about I my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who never me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)