You know I don't get it year I was nobody This year I'm records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't barkin' Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's they switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin' brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good-ol' Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I catch all you fagots in I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A of little kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they look Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out After ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) down and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your again When you ain't seen a Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The just spunned around and did a three sixty Now kids dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you fagot! Talkin' about I my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin' and fussin' over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on T-V Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food Skipped to the last page, right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ah it, I'll even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)