You I just don't get it Last I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me ever gave a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to take at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car that they shot in Lookin' for killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's they switched wallets
And all this Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats sing and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good ol' Passionate ass-whoopin' and your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public love it
Vanilla Ice don't me Said some shit in to spite me Then and dyed his hair just like me A bunch of little kids swear just like me
And run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" I think I was put here to the world And destroy your little 4 year old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out
After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow Look at runnin' your mouth again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to beat up two In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, knock you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your shot at me
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of this blonde mop on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone
The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he just did some with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress
is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you Talkin' about I fabricated my He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A and sister who never seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you some help Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your magazine shouldn't so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me