You know I just get it Last year I was nobody, this I'm sellin' records Now wants to come around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck all they did was doubt me Now wanna run their mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressed in Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
Double barrel gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and watches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin shit like some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? happened to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it
Vanilla Ice don't me some shit in Vibe to spite me Then went and dyed his hair just me A bunch of little wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your little 4 year old boy or I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty away And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out
After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, of 10
And I don't help from D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Marshall I'm not a wrestler guy, knock you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you Talkin' about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A picture of my big ass
Okay, let me give you some help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and shots at me