You I just don't get it Last year I was nobody, year I'm sellin' records Now everybody to come around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their and try to take shots at me
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit
Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
Double twelve gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and wrist I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some 26 year old skinny
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in smiling happened to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it
Vanilla Ice like me Said shit in Vibe to spite me Then went and his hair just like me A bunch of little kids swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" I think I was put here to the world And destroy little 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out
After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me And if you run your mouth then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top And fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you faggot Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who never me Or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food Skipped to the last page, right fast And what do I A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you some help Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me