You know I just get it Last I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me ever gave a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin'
Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, in ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see the big deal is
Double barrel gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap imitations get off 'em And get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good ol' ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice don't me some shit in Vibe to spite me Then went and dyed his hair like me A bunch of little kids wanna just like me
And run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" I think I was put here to annoy the And your little 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all twenty miles away And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out
After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots
I'm just Marshall Mathers I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't matter you Talkin' about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and who never seen me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you some help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and take shots at me