Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a month your upset
She goes to Boots to buy
It every 28 days,
When she's in her phase.
All she in moan and nag,
You go five without a shag
There's no
You can only use fingers
When using a menstrual rag.

For the week or two
The days your other is bleeding,
The moody bitch is in a
Complaining PMS and,
her womb has started sluffin,
You won't be any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Heavy or gentle spotting,
Running down her legs or
All that lining that she leaves
patches on your bedsheets.
Just don't waste your efforts
You won't be when she's bleeding
The Methenamic acid means you as well be flaccid
she's using a menstrual rag.

It's hard to be all devoted
When she is looking fat and
From all the water retaining,
her pants have nasty staining.
You be doing any groping
she's losing haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Get those Bodyforms wings,
and grab Tampax by the strings,
and TENA lady's pads,
on boys you've seen the ads.
This dance is sweeping the nation,
three cheers for menstruation,
Its the craze
28 days
They're all a menstrual,
a menstrual rag.