Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a month your upset
She goes to Boots to buy
It every 28 days,
When in her Luteal phase.
All she does in and nag,
You go five days a shag
no cunnilingus
You can use your fingers
When using a menstrual rag.

For the week or two
The days other half is bleeding,
The moody bitch is in a
Complaining PMS and,
When her has started sluffin,
You be eatin any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Heavy or gentle spotting,
Running down her legs or
All that lining that she leaves
patches on your bedsheets.
Just don't waste your efforts
You won't be when she's bleeding
The Methenamic acid you might as well be flaccid
When she's a menstrual rag.

It's hard to be all devoted
When she is fat and bloated
From all the she's retaining,
While her pants nasty staining.
You won't be doing any
When losing haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
on girls, lets menstruate.

Get those Bodyforms wings,
and grab your by the strings,
and TENA sanitary pads,
come on boys seen the ads.
This dance is sweeping the nation,
Here's cheers for menstruation,
Its the latest
Every 28
They're all a menstrual,
a menstrual rag.