Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the University of at Davis
Saw two of its all time stars
Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. worked hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So all Asparagus would grow to the same girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much more sent presentation
In the world's vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to genetically
The greatest musical entertainer the world had ever
Dr. knew that if he could assemble
The elements he could theoretically build
A DNA structure that ensure his creation
Had talent far surpassing the individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that
Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his surgically removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If such a rumor true
Jackson more that likely
Would have had some of his semen preserved the surgery
To his the future of his name and lineage

Word back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA center
That not only contained four containers of semen
But also held a pair of
was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the most sensual
A of love from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

This had to be the of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his
And chiseled feature to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of happened to have the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the precious

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. Mephisto ran an ad in the classified section
Of an music magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic

Donors must have background
With a of young
Eager wanna be music starlets to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben that it would be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human
He had long secured the services of
The volleyball mascot

A llama by the of "Missy"
the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean
It was a healthy baby boy, he was named

I once heard a
In the night the most voice
A song of love from an year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a child
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three

As Kevin grew in his
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical
When Kevin lost his teeth
His came in with a vengeance
They were at least the size of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck straight out
Also as Kevin reached his year
He was the same height as he was when he was
To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous
Even by adult

It also dawned on the that
Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with various grunt and

I once a noise
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were the changes in Kevin
Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
Started bananas at him
Soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his left
Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's actions were out

But there was no
Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of human being
No criminal were brought forth
The medical association's of ethics
him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name so synonymous with failure
That for years to
Medical students around the
known to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin
Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It long before the two were legally united as father and son
They moved to where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken
Sticking to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can hear his sweet golden signing
Ring out into the over the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?