In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all brightest stars Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. Mephisto hard towards his thesis
His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of So that all Asparagus would to the same girth and length Giving Asparagus a much more plea sent In the world's vegetable bins
Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create The greatest entertainer the world had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben knew if he could assemble The right he could theoretically build A DNA that would ensure his creation Had talent far surpassing the individual
At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed making him a modern day castrato
If such a rumor were Michael Jackson more that Would have had some of his semen preserved before the To ensure his the of his name and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold locker Deep the bowels of the UCLA research center That not only contained four containers of semen But also held a pair of Each was labeled with the "Jack Michaelson"
I once heard a In the night the sensual voice A song of from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
had to be the seed of the king of pop Dr. was able to use his charm And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician By the name of Who of course happened to have the proper access needed to A vial of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section Of an airline magazine The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment
Donors must have background With a pleathera of wanna be music starlets willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far less complicated If the fetus brought to term in the womb of a non human He had since secured the services of The volleyball mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin
I once a noise In the night the most voice A song of love from an eight old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a child Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained By the best in all of performing His voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three
As Kevin grew in his Dr. started noticing odd developments in his physical state When lost his baby teeth His secondaries came in with a They were at least twice the of a normal adult's
And the two in front stuck straight out Also as Kevin his eighth year He was the same as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous Even by adult
It also on the doctor that through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate various grunt and gurgles
I heard a noise In the night the most voice A song of love from an year old boy Stuck in my head and this is what he
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
Others were noticing the changes in began to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" Started throwing at him Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit three finger off on his left hand Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state Dr. Abesacraben's actions were out
But there was no Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being No criminal charges were forth The medical board of ethics Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was
In fact, his name became so with failure That for years to Medical students the world known to say in times of mishaps "Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned It wasn't before the two were legally united as father and son They moved to Colorado where they in relative obscurity
Kevin is a boy of few spoken words Sticking to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you closely You can his sweet golden signing voice Ring out into the night over the town of South
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my