In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the all-time stars, Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin, Dr. worked hard toward his thesis, his was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus, so that all asparagus would to the same girth and length, asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's supermarket business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the musical the world had ever seen, Dr. Abe knew that if he could assemble the right elements he could theoretically a DNA structure, that ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story Michael Jackson, in a to retain his youthful look and vocal characteristics had his surgically removed, thereby him a modern day Castrato, If such a were true, Michael Jackson more than would have some of his semen preserved before the surgery to the future of his name and lineage.
Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a secret cold storage deep the bowels of a used UCLA research center, that not contained four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles each was with the name, Jack Michaelson.
I once a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"
had to be the seed of the king of pop, Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled great to woo a lab technician by the name of Jennifer, who of course just happened to have the access needed to obtain a small vile of the semen. The for the egg was a short one, Dr. Mephesto ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human for genetic experiment. must have musical background." With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to their eggs, the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less legally, if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human. He had long since secured the services of the Volleyball Mascot, a by the name of Missy. When the was ready, the was removed via cesarean. It was a baby boy, and he was named Kevin.
I once heard a noise, In the night the most voice, the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
was a beautiful child, Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that was trained by the best in all aspects of performing, his was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked. He moved grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three. As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin noticing odd developments in his state. Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance, they were at least the size as a normal adult's and the two in front stuck nearly straight out, as Kevin reached the 8th year, he was the height as he was when he was 4. To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous, by adult standards. It also on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing, he rarely spoke, often chosing to through various grunts and gurgles
I once a voice, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"
Other's were noticing the in Kevin, the children began to him, and call him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him, a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand. Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state, Dr. Abe actions were found out, but because was no legislation concerning the genetic construction of human being, no charges were brought forth. The medical association's board of ethics him of all his and his reputation was ruined, in fact, his became so synonymous with failure, that for years to come, med students around the world were to say in of mishap,
"Damn, I feel just Abe Sacrabin."
Dr. immediately began proceeds to adopt little Kevin. Being a noted scientist and the creator of the asparagus, it wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son.
They moved to Colorado, where they live in obscurity. Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, mainly to his grunts and gurgles, but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his golden singing voice, out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.
"I am boy pondering reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"