In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the all-time stars, Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto hard toward his thesis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus, so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length, giving asparagus a much pleasant presentation in the world's vegetable business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to create the greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen, Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew if he could assemble the right elements he could theoretically a DNA structure, that ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson, in a to retain his youthful and feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles removed, making him a modern day Castrato, If such a were true, Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his semen before the to insure the future of his name and lineage.
came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a cold storage locker deep within the of a used UCLA research center, that not only contained containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.
I once heard a noise, In the night the most voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head, and this is he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"
This had to be the of the king of pop, Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his and chiseled great features to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer, who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to a small of the precious semen. The for the egg was a short one, Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: human eggs for genetic experiment. Donors have musical background." With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell eggs, the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin that it would be far less complicated legally, if the fetus was to term in the womb of a non human. He had long since secured the of the University Volleyball Mascot, a by the name of Missy. the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean. It was a baby boy, and he was named Kevin.
I heard a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
Kevin was a child, Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was by the best in all aspects of performing, his voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked. He moved with and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three. As Kevin with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd developments in his state. When Kevin his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance, they were at least twice the size as a adult's and the two in front stuck nearly straight out, also as Kevin the 8th year, he was the same height as he was he was 4. To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous, even by standards. It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing singing, he rarely spoke, often to communicate through various grunts and gurgles
I once heard a voice, In the night the sentuaint voice, the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"
Other's noticing the changes in Kevin, the children began to him, and call him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a by the name of Big Roy, started throwing bananas at him, soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand. Kevin was taken away and in the custody of the state, Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions found out, but because there was no legislation the genetic construction of human being, no charges were brought forth. The association's board of ethics stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined, in fact, his name became so synonymous failure, that for years to come, med students around the were known to say in of mishap,
"Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin."
Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to little Kevin. Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son.
moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity. Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking to his grunts and gurgles, but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his golden singing voice, ring out into the night, the small town, of South Park.
"I am gopher boy reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"