In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the all-time stars, Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin, Dr. worked hard toward his thesis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus, so that all asparagus would to the same girth and length, giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the supermarket business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the musical entertainer the had ever seen, Dr. Abe knew that if he could assemble the right elements he theoretically build a DNA structure, that would his creation of talent far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that Michael Jackson, in a to his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles removed, thereby making him a day Castrato, If such a were true, Michael Jackson more than likely would some of his semen preserved before the surgery to insure the future of his and lineage.
Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a cold storage locker deep within the of a used UCLA research center, that not only contained four of frozen semen, but also held a pair of each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.
I once heard a noise, In the night the sentuaint voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head, and this is he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"
This had to be the seed of the of pop, Dr. Abe was able to use his charm and chiseled great features to woo a lab technician by the name of Jennifer, who of course just happened to have the access needed to obtain a vile of the precious semen. The for the egg was a short one, Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human for genetic experiment. Donors must have background." With a plethora of young eager wannabe stardoms, willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it be far less complicated legally, if the fetus was to term in the womb of a non human. He had long secured the services of the University Volleyball Mascot, a by the name of Missy. When the was ready, the child was via cesarean. It was a baby boy, and he was named Kevin.
I once heard a noise, In the the most sentuaint voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head, and is what he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"
Kevin was a child, Dr. Abe Sacrabin to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all aspects of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked. He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the he was three. As grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd developments in his state. When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his came in with a vengeance, they were at least twice the size as a normal and the two in front stuck nearly straight out, as Kevin reached the 8th year, he was the same height as he was he was 4. To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous, by adult standards. It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of Kevin's singing, he rarely spoke, chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles
I once heard a voice, In the night the most voice, the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and this is he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"
Other's were noticing the in Kevin, the began to tease him, and call him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him, soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand. Kevin was taken away and in the custody of the state, Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were out, but because was no legislation concerning the genetic construction of human being, no criminal charges brought forth. The medical association's of ethics stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined, in fact, his name became so with failure, that for to come, med students around the world were known to say in of mishap,
"Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin."
Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to little Kevin. Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son.
They moved to Colorado, where they live in obscurity. Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his and gurgles, but on occasion, if you closely, you can hear his sweet golden singing voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of Park.
"I am boy pondering reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"