Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of Californa at
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Abesacraben
Dr. worked hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically the DNA structure of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus grow to the same girth and length
Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation
In the supermarket vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest musical the world had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew if he could assemble
The elements he could theoretically build
A DNA structure that ensure his creation
Had talent far the average individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story
Michael Jackson in an to retain his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically
making him a modern day castrato

If such a rumor were
Michael Jackson that likely
Would have had some of his preserved before the surgery
To ensure his the future of his name and

Word back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research
That not only contained containers of frozen semen
But also held a pair of
Each was labeled with the "Jack Michaelson"

I once a noise
In the night the most sensual
A song of from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his
And chiseled Greek feature to woo a young lab
By the name of
Who of course happened to the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the semen

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section
Of an airline music
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment

Donors must musical background
With a of young
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell their
The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased

Dr. felt that it would be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human
He had long since the services of
The University volleyball

A llama by the of "Missy"
the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean
It was a healthy baby boy, he was named

I heard a noise
In the night the most sensual
A song of love an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a beautiful
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was

As Kevin grew in his
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his state
When Kevin lost his teeth
His secondaries came in with a
They were at least twice the of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck straight out
Also as Kevin reached his eighth
He was the height as he was when he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous
by adult standards

It also on the doctor that
Even through all the years of hearing sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with various and gurgles

I once heard a
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love an eight year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

were noticing the changes in Kevin
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
Started throwing at him
Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his left
Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But there was no
Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of another human
No charges were brought forth
The medical board of ethics
Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was

In fact, his name became so synonymous with
That for years to
Medical around the world
Were known to say in times of
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son
moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is a boy of few spoken words
Sticking to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can hear his sweet golden voice
Ring out into the night the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my