In 1986, the of Californa at Davis Saw two of its all brightest stars Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Abesacraben Dr. worked hard towards his thesis
His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus So that all Asparagus would grow to the girth and length Giving a much more plea sent presentation In the world's supermarket vegetable
Dr. Abesacraben's was to genetically create The greatest entertainer the world had ever seen Dr. knew that if he could assemble The right he could theoretically build A DNA structure that would his creation Had far surpassing the average individual
At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically Thereby him a modern day castrato
If such a rumor were Michael Jackson more likely Would have had some of his preserved before the surgery To his the future of his name and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage Deep within the bowels of the research center That not only contained containers of frozen semen But also a pair of testicles Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I heard a noise In the the most sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
This had to be the of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm And chiseled Greek feature to woo a lab technician By the of Jennifer Who of course happened to have the proper needed to obtain A vial of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section Of an music magazine The ad read, wanted, unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment
Donors must have background a pleathera of young Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell their The two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben that it would be far less complicated legally If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human He had long since the services of The University volleyball
A by the name of "Missy" the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was named
I once heard a In the night the most voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Kevin was a child Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained By the in all aspects of performing His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was
As Kevin grew in his Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his state When Kevin lost his baby His secondaries came in a vengeance They were at least twice the size of a normal
And the two in front stuck nearly out Also as Kevin reached his eighth He was the same height as he was he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous by adult standards
It dawned on the doctor that Even through all the of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate with various and gurgles
I once heard a In the the most sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Others were noticing the changes in Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" Started bananas at him Soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy And bit three finger off on his left hand Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But there was no Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being No criminal charges were brought The association's board of ethics him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined
In fact, his name became so synonymous with for years to come Medical students around the Were to say in times of mishaps "Damn, I just like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned It wasn't before the two were legally united as father and son They moved to Colorado they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken Sticking to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his sweet golden voice Ring out into the night over the of South Park
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my