Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched like a real on my back with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met girl went to Spellman College Every day after school I the knowledge I took her to my house so I get some I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You know I can't forget about the with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I it to 'em, only took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But hoes liked to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good These hoes recognize when I come in the I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I fucked her, you thought I Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I got the same results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she started my dick You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back Them hoes was cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep these away I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old school Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You ain't